grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
its not stalking. its research.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
