Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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