She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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