Grow some girl-balls and come out already
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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