Fuck appropriateness.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
im calling her cock vulture from now on
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize
