I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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