Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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