do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Randomize
