therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Terrible idea I love it
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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