is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
