Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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