At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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