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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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