it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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