Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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