if you like me you must not know who I am
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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