Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Will exercising make me less horny?
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