Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
He has the fingertips of a God
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