So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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