Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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