just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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