you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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