he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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