But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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