I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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