isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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