Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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