On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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