He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
You did what with his pubic hair?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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