I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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