The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Your face is a jimmy john
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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