i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
My butt remains clenched, sir.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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