Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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