so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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