is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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