I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
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