This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
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