Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
You can't just leave with hair like that
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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