why didn't you poke me back
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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