I have demons in me.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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