Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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