Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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