sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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