Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(631): View more from New York

meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.

(516): View more from New York

wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!

(631): View more from New York

aww shit wrong text.

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(705): View more from Ontario

last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends

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(559): View more from California

he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.

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(518): View more from New York

In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.

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(914): View more from New York

Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.

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(248): View more from Michigan

im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...

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(513): View more from Ohio

I feel awful

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Physically or morally

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Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.

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(845): View more from New York

my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.

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