In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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