walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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