I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
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