shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
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