saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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