In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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